For a growing share of world trade will be goods and services that incorporate language – maybe just on the packaging or in the instructions leaflet, but also in the form of entertainment and information.
However advertisements made up by non-native speakers may become some kind of entertainment themselves. Here are a few examples of signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. Enjoy.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies
with nuts.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be
unbearable.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from an Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writes are buried
daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines
leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and
send them
in all directions.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. Is you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
The demand to learn English nowadays may be only in its infancy. 
